Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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