We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Green mimosas i think yes
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
i think my cat just said my name.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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