Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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