walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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