we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
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