Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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