I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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