Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Randomize
