Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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