You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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