just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
i believe in u and ur pee
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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