please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
This is my life. Enjoy the view
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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