Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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