People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
Sex in the backyard? Check.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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