There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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