when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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