I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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