And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
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