I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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