So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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