yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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