dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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