Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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