Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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