Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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