Dual....:-)
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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