This is not my ceiling
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
