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Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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