fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Randomize
