you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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