did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Randomize
