Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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