As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
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