I murdered the dance floor call the cops
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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