Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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