Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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