well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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