Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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