I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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