What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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