I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
PANTIES FOUND
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