Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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