Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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