we have officially lost it.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
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