With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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