I cannot find my penis.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Randomize
