She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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