I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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