were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
Randomize
