Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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