i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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