What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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