Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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