You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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